About Treehouse for the Emotionally Homeless

Welcome to the Treehouse for the Emotionally Homeless!

Always wanted a treehouse of my own, but I never really had a tree of my own. On top of that, I grew up in the filth of a city, developing a fear of forests and ghetto possums…placing me further away from teh Dr3aM. Here, anything you ask is relevant, and will become the topic of my life for the next week.

“How can I get my mom to stop nagging me, eventhough I am living in her basement and eating her food? “

“What’s that smell under the stove?”

“How do you feel about NCLB policies?”

“Will I get an ‘A’ in trigonometry?”

“Why do I have dandruff?”

“Does she still love me and will she love me despite my dandruff?”

Allow me to be your less problematic Oprah (though she is only pretend-problematic since she has so much mainstream influence. this is my hypothesis, at least.)

Leave your name and question in the comment box!  Please specify how you would like to be addressed. You can also fill out a sheet next time you see me perform in the flessssh (I have extras handy everywhere I go…!)

All questions will be answered, guaranteed!!!