l33t

5 May

oh, Zelda....

“WHAT HAPPENS IF THE TRIFORCE IS NOT UNITED AND EVIL REIGNS OVER HYRULE? WHAT BECOMES OF THE CHILDREN?”

I’m sorry to say, but it is quite obvious that the children will be sold. Sold, then eaten. While the sale of the children of Hyrule seems to be frightening prospect, the only thing they can do is wait around in the grassy knoll in the hopes that Link hurries his ass up and collects all them damn jewels and potions already! I know they all hidden betwixt the sheaves and whatnot, but he got that new rolling move, so I am sure he can expedite the process…he just don’t feel like it. HE IS THE LAST GREAT HOPE.  (PS:The bird people from that island in “The Wind Waker” —- I don’t trust them. I  bet they’re really at the bottom of all this….despite looking honorable and stoic. ALL LIES!)

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